cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.

"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."

by Jastro February 7, 2014

Rocky Load

The act of performing a blow job while rock climbing. (Belayer to climber or vice versa).

I gave him the hottest rocky load at Reimer's ranch yesterday after he climbed a super sick 5.12c.

by MBClimbin January 22, 2014

Shot a load

When a man cums in a woman’s face

Wow you shot a load!

by Peepeepoopoostinkybum June 6, 2025

Loading… . .

(v) - the act of something coming to fruition

When they tweet “loading… . .”, you know it’s about to go down.

by Kidlacroix September 14, 2022

Hot load

Fucking and folding laundry

Me and this guy had a hot load

I hate washing clothes but love having a hot load

by Poet 🍆 March 24, 2024

Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025