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Facebook PDA

The compulsive need for guys and girls to write all over their girlfriends/boyfriends' Facebook walls, as if they don't realize that everybody else will have to see it and honestly most people don't care!

Wall writing my include, but is not limited to:
I love you :)
Babe, I miss you soooooo much!
When next am I seeing you?
I'm so sad cuz you're not here :(
etc. etc. etc.
Friend 1: Did you see that Jenny and Tom are "in a relationship" on Facebook?

Friend 2: How could I not notice. They've been together for 2 seconds and the Facebook PDA is all over my News Feed.
by Ellarina January 2, 2011
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Facebook Diet

When you rekindle with an old love or fling on Facebook. You constantly speak through in-box or posts and comments. As a result you eat right and work out hard to look good when you meet up.
Guess who I found on Facebook? Tom... we talk all the time! I am so on a Facebook Diet, so I look hot when we meet up!
by KGYS December 11, 2011
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Facebook Fabler

when a girl or guy only puts photos up that make him or her look good. When seeing the person in real life you realize that they look nothing like they posted online.
Caleb : She looked so good on her prof pic, so i clicked on her other pics.

Barrett : How was it?

Caleb : She looks good, but when i got to her apartment she was a facebook fabler, she looks hideous, I guess thats why fat chicks that the pic from above

Barrett : Indeed
by MTDEW12345 September 3, 2009
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Facebook Integrity

The idea that one shouldn't like a bar/restaurant/food/etc. before actually visiting or experiencing it.
“Geez, Steve, if you didn’t have so much Facebook Integrity you would have realized tonight is two dollar everythings at the bar!”
by The Real Alex Peters September 8, 2013
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Facebook trauma

Facebook trauma (or Status infliction) occurs when a 'friend' you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover. A source of deep agony.
Facebook trauma examples...

- Can't wait to see my girl tonight ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever!
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- We're moving in together
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly
by Supraxi September 6, 2011
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Facebook Uncle

everyone has that uncle who is complaining on Facebook that Obama is making people gay or that Mexican Immigrants are taking over the world
No he's my mom's brother, he is a stupid Facebook Uncle
by gayfawkes April 13, 2015
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Facebook Sponsor

An experienced or senior facebooker who guides or explains how to do stuff on facebook that the rest of us can't figure out on our own.
"I couldn't figure out how to post those three pix in a row on my wall, so I had to ask my Facebook Sponsor. He got me straightened out, but he totally lost me when he started facebook preaching."
by Ando Indigo October 1, 2009
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