Chode Muffin

Whipping a fat dick (tim warchols) in a sandwich and then getting someone to eat the entire thing while a 2nd person cummed all over the sandwich, (confusing the person eating it with salad dressing.)

"Dude,kochs mom ate the whole chode muffin yesturday!"

by D.Shea February 24, 2005

stud muffin

someone who is very popular with the ladies, they are also classed as sexual.

hey sexy stodd, you're a stud muffin!

by loopyyy March 9, 2009

Swagger Muffin

A tween (10- 12 years old) / teen (13-19 years old) who is uptodate on every thing realated to pop culture

Big Sister: What the fuck is the "Bæ"
Little Sister: Its what u call your boyfriend, dumbass
Big Sister: You're such a Swagger Muffin

by ThaSwaggerMuffin December 30, 2014

Muffin Man

An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.

Man, that Mike Dickmann sure do love him some Little Debbie. He a straight up Muffin Man.

by Butter_Bean August 21, 2013

Sex Muffins

Muffins that are made while having hot sex, making them extra super delicious.

Rachel and I made delicious sex muffins last night for my grandma.

by NiggerPie35 June 23, 2010

Love Muffins

A slang term describing a woman's chest, commonly perky ones.

Her Love Muffins look moist.

by x.O June 22, 2008

blumpkin muffin

Having a sixty nine while taking a dump on the toliet

Me and my bitch had a blumpkin muffin last night!

by XXXJ October 20, 2009