morning glory

an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.

*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!

morning glory by truth December 26, 2004

mornington crescent

Fictional game played by Londoners of a certain background, intended to intimidate an outsider to their social clique. The aim to to pretend you are playing to a set of complex rules which are never explained.

Players take turns to name an underground station, the "winner" is the first to "reach" Morninton Crescent, at which point they enthusiastically shout the name of this station. If the outsider attempts to join in, they shout him down, giving a look of abject scorn.

It can be played on internet message boards, derailing a serious thread by posting a comment with the name of an underground station in bold. Then consecutive users will start posting otherwise irrelevant comments with more station names bolded, until someone simply posts in bold capitals "MORNINGTON CRESCENT"!!!!!

SUBJECT - CONGESTION CHARGING
<Fred231> I hate the congestion charge, it costs so much to go into the City
<Bob456>But public transport is also expensive, it costs me a bomb to get to Charing Cross each day.
<Ed34>My granny lives near *Old Street*
<HotChick765>I bought a Parrot from *Leicester Square*
<ZeroCool4723>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!!!!!!121!!234!!!!

and the thread is derailed.

mornington crescent by Mahmhn May 24, 2009

moofing 

to be in the act of zoning out

we be moofing (moofin') today.

moofing by kelseybelsey May 10, 2006

Saturday Morning 

This is the act of eating cereal out of a vagina. It usually takes place while watching cartoons in your pjs.

Bobby was partaking in a "saturday morning" with Sandy while enjoying a rousing episode of the Smurfs. He later puked it back up into her mouth. (puking is optional!)

Saturday Morning by John Wilder January 9, 2007

morning glory

a mans 'early morning joy', often rudely awakening the wife, girlfriend or some slag they picked up a few hours before.

His morning glory was as appealing as his morning breath

morning glory by Muffy, Bucca and MC January 27, 2003

asian morningface 

when one wakes up with very squinty eyes making them have the appearance of an asian

Hey, tyler had the worst asian morningface at kegs and eggs!

asian morningface by Christopher Bizub May 4, 2007

lawn mowning 

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.

Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!

lawn mowning by Mydaho December 30, 2007