McDonalds

A place where people of all ages and sizes exchange money for shite eat it and come out 50 tonnes heavier. And the place that sues anyone or thing that has the prefix Mc.

I went to mcdonalds an now my scales dont register my weight it is so much. I was later sued by mcdonalds when they found out my name was Mckenzie.

by The Bean July 22, 2003

McDonalds

1) A place where a lot of unusually fat people roam and eat four burgers in one meal with Supersize fries and and three apples pies. Then their jeans rip and they sue the corperation while still munching away at the same place.

Some smart people will realize that they are *HUGE* and go on diets and start working out and looking great! Those are people who no longer eat at this hell hole. Sadly, this is rare.

2) One of the many, many reasons why America is hated by all. And I sure as hell don't mean because George Bush gets lunch from there.

Do not go to McDonalds. It is a greasy hellhole. Go to Wendy's and get a salad! Those are DAYUM good!

by MamaSmurf July 17, 2003

Mcdonalds

Verb: A complete and utter failure of the digestive system from digesting McDonalds brand resturant foods. Resulting in but not always limited to (a)Vomiting (b)Urination (c)Voluntary and Involuntary Bowel Movements

As a sidenote, One to all three of these actions ( (a)(b)(c) ) are possible at any given time while the said action is happening.

Wow, I just Mcdonalds'd and i think i might have Vomited, Pissed, and Dumped all at the same time. But now that that is over, i feel ALOT better! Phew!!!

To Mcdonalds, it takes alot of energy

Oh Man!! I REALLY HAVE TO MCDONALDS! PULL OVER THE CAR!

by Kyle the Road Trip Man July 20, 2006

mcdonalding

when people go to mcdonalds and stuff their faces

guy1: wat u havin 4 lunch mate
guy2: im goin mcdonalding to get my chloresterol up
guy1: gd 4 u

by sdfklj January 11, 2008

McDonalds

A place where you can get a cheese buger, fries, and a Coke, for less than 3 dollars. Need I say more?

I'm getting a craving for cheap, tasteless, grasy cardboard. Let's go to McDonalds.

by jusme October 10, 2003

Mcdonalds Conspiracy

Ok, so heres the "Mcdonalds Conspiracy": Mcdonalds and LA fitness are in Cahoots, so, when a person eats a bunch of Big-Macs they feel guilty and get LA Fitness memberships. Then after all their hard work they feel they can "afford" to eat a Big-Mac. Then thats when the addicitions start kicking in. Then you spend late nights pondering why you keep getting fat then you go to the gym again, so, in this sense Miccy D's get LA Fitness customers and Vise-versa.
So you think thats it? NO!! Well, theres a third wheel...IPOD!!! Most people when running on the tred-mill or the just working out listen to their IPODS, and since IPODS are so poorly made the battery life soon decreases bit by bit due to all the usage, then it causes you to buy another IPOD then the same thing happens again until McDonalds, LA Fitness, and IPOD are making more money than any other franchise in this earth thus the reason those are the biggest franschises. Break The Habit

The Mcdonalds Conspiracy is messed up

by Angelo the man November 19, 2006

McDevil's

Common nickname for McDonalds.

Don't go to McDevil's! You'll get a Mac Attack fo sho!

by lezzielizard February 27, 2007