Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012

Lunching

Eating lunch, having lunch

Pablo and Vicky aren't home now. They are lunching together at a restaurant.

by Kostech June 7, 2017

side lunch

Any lunch that is not the main lunch. Basically, what it sounds like. Think of it like a side bet in poker.

Should we wait for them to finish their interview to get lunch? Nah, they can grab a side lunch.

by swogger June 24, 2016

Lunch Leg

The act of bouncing your leg up and down while seated thus looking like a teenage boy in the school cafeteria.

Look at Steve. He’s making the couch shake with that lunch leg.

by ESE Diva October 10, 2019

drunk lunch

A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".

This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"

person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere

by cheeky bull February 6, 2012

Lunched Out

Corporate office term for no longer being invited to lunch with co-workers due to an argument or difference of opinion.

Yeah Joe, we no longer invite that person to lunch anymore now that he and Fred aren't freinds. They're lunched out.

by Michael Baker Supertramp November 27, 2010

parking lot lunch

It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.

It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!

by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017