“Loading...”
“Any second now”
*5 minutes later*
“Loading...”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”
*10 thousand years later*
“Finished loading”
“OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”
“Any second now”
*5 minutes later*
“Loading...”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”
*10 thousand years later*
“Finished loading”
“OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”
by nlolhere July 17, 2020

Damn boys I was just about to cum and my girl Becky’s brother Kevin ran in the bedroom and grabbed himself a stolen load.
by ChrisB2004 March 29, 2025

A term used to describe an intense sexual endurance feat: ejaculating seven times in a single session. Not everyone can pull this one off — To perform the ultimate "Seventh Load Of A Seventh Load" The performer have to be the seventh son in a family. If the said person does not have 6 older brothers, then it's only a "Seventh Load" wich is something totally different.
Example:
“After the sixth round, I thought he was gonna pass out. But nah — turns out he’s the seventh son in his family… dude pulled a Seventh Load of a Seventh Load like it was just another Tuesday.”
“After the sixth round, I thought he was gonna pass out. But nah — turns out he’s the seventh son in his family… dude pulled a Seventh Load of a Seventh Load like it was just another Tuesday.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.
OR
He thought I was on the pill.
Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."
by anonymous February 22, 2023

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"
by Munchk1n March 3, 2022
