I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)

Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.

by tessa{!!!!!} October 13, 2007

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like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

by steverbeaver June 15, 2007

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like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 25, 2009

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i could eat the north end of a skunk moving south

An expression of extreme hunger. Common in rural Wyoming and Colorado, USA

"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a skunk moving south."

by Christie Malry October 09, 2006

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come down my ends you get bear shanked

this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man

come down my ends means if you come to my area

and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you

hard man levl 24: you wan'na fight bruv

road man levl 30: come down my ends you get bear shanked

by road man cory October 12, 2018

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