thomas the tank engine

inhaling a vape through your bum hole and blowing it out through your nose

did you know my dad can thomas the tank engine

by deffo January 23, 2023

Tank

A bitch ass nigga

This nigga tank a hoe ass li boy

by JohnWilliams342 November 19, 2020

Tank

Verb. To take a flying leap into waters of unknown depth, landing in a belly flop with your arms stretched wide, and legs together.

Tank: *Splash*
Tallan: "Dude you just totally invented Tanking!!"

by miniLeader August 8, 2011

Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.

I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.

by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Tank

Jake Hall.

Jake is just a fucking tank no really definition quite thing.

by 3th4n.c November 12, 2020

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021