Haggis Humper

A Scotsman

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009

label humper

One whoe buys a bottle of wine by the look of the label.

Because no one could assist me at the wine shop, I had to be a label humper.

by Jacy C December 21, 2008

Gorilla Hump

Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.

I give kevin a 10 on the Gorilla Hump he just performed.

by CockDiesal August 13, 2009

Thumb Humper

A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.

Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!

by MJwins June 23, 2010

Car Humper

One who likes to drive fast and apply breaks abruptly, Horrible driver, Break-shoe raper

Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.

by Rave patty August 2, 2011

street hump

When a fully clothed person goes up to another clothed person on the street and begins to hump them roughly

"Wow man that chic over there is really hot!" , "oh yeah I dare you to go over and street hump her as hard as you can"

by paraleel October 23, 2011

Prince Humperdink

A farfanusen.

farfanusen! mean Prince Humperdink duh

by Con-chan January 17, 2012