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homo plaintextus

An early form of lesser-evolved human being known for its use of primitive tools such as plain-text emails.
Jack: "I just got an email from John. Can you believe that Homo Plaintextus sent it in plain text?"
Jill: "Are you kidding? And he sent it from Hotmail? Obviously a very early example of the species."
by El Pulpo Guapo August 17, 2015
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pho homo

going on a completely heterosexual man-date to pho hoa's soup restaurant
hey sean wanna pho homo this sunday, just the two of us?
by soupsoupsoup February 20, 2009
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National No Homo Sex Day

On November 22, you get to fuck whoever you want!
Damn, it’s National No Homo Sex Day! I can’t wait to fuck the shit out of my male best friend!!
by Thats_A_Username November 22, 2023
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Homo Insanus

A human subspecies that is generally regarded as "crazy" by the rest of the human population. They are visually indistinguishable from homo sapiens. The only why to distinguish the two is through their behavior or a brain scan. They can be found in large numbers in the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries. Do not be alarmed by them, just remain at least ten feet away when they give into their natural instinct to cause chaos.
"It's bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"No, it's Homo Insanus."
by anonymous January 7, 2024
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Homo crackpipe

When one gay man performs oral sex on another gay man while roasting his testicles with a BIC lighter and swallowing his love juice.
Omg bro I gave him the old homo crackpipe and now he's addicted.....
by xxHRDCR3xx March 15, 2024
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homo-god

Homo-god

a word created/discovered ironically during a discussion of a rather attractive gay guy. "Oh my God" came out as sounding like Ho-moh-God. Can be used as a substitute for "Oh My God" when used in a context discussing anything remotely LGBT related, or when discussing anything, in any context what so ever
In a valley girl voice "homo-god John Barrowman is sex on legs, too bad he doesn't swing our way"
by 87icegirl September 12, 2011
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