An early form of lesser-evolved human being known for its use of primitive tools such as plain-text emails.
Jack: "I just got an email from John. Can you believe that Homo Plaintextus sent it in plain text?"
Jill: "Are you kidding? And he sent it from Hotmail? Obviously a very early example of the species."
Jill: "Are you kidding? And he sent it from Hotmail? Obviously a very early example of the species."
by El Pulpo Guapo August 17, 2015

by soupsoupsoup February 20, 2009

by Thats_A_Username November 22, 2023

A human subspecies that is generally regarded as "crazy" by the rest of the human population. They are visually indistinguishable from homo sapiens. The only why to distinguish the two is through their behavior or a brain scan. They can be found in large numbers in the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries. Do not be alarmed by them, just remain at least ten feet away when they give into their natural instinct to cause chaos.
by anonymous January 7, 2024

When one gay man performs oral sex on another gay man while roasting his testicles with a BIC lighter and swallowing his love juice.
by xxHRDCR3xx March 15, 2024

Homo-god
a word created/discovered ironically during a discussion of a rather attractive gay guy. "Oh my God" came out as sounding like Ho-moh-God. Can be used as a substitute for "Oh My God" when used in a context discussing anything remotely LGBT related, or when discussing anything, in any context what so ever
a word created/discovered ironically during a discussion of a rather attractive gay guy. "Oh my God" came out as sounding like Ho-moh-God. Can be used as a substitute for "Oh My God" when used in a context discussing anything remotely LGBT related, or when discussing anything, in any context what so ever
by 87icegirl September 12, 2011
