A sexual act; when you cum in a girls' eye and send her out the door. With or without her clothes. I suppose that's up to you.
You: "My girlfriend was being such a bitch last night."
Me: "Really? What did you do?"
You: "I gave her a foggy walk home!"
Me: "Hahaha, that's funny."
Me: "Really? What did you do?"
You: "I gave her a foggy walk home!"
Me: "Hahaha, that's funny."
by Robyn Hannah June 14, 2007
Get the Foggy Walk Homemug. the act of inserting both testicles into an anus or vagina and attempting to launch ejaculatory fluids as far as possible onto or over your partner while testicles remain inserted into such cavity.
Jake: "What did you and Jessica get into last night?"
Dirty D: "We went to Captain D's and then we had some fun at home. She is a freak. We started getting physical and then the next thing I know, I am playing home run derby with her.
Jake: "Aww man, you are sick. How did you do it?"
Dirty D: "When I got ready, I just slipped them in her ass and started shooting. I hit the head board once and her tits a couple times. It was a mess and my nuts stunk."
Dirty D: "We went to Captain D's and then we had some fun at home. She is a freak. We started getting physical and then the next thing I know, I am playing home run derby with her.
Jake: "Aww man, you are sick. How did you do it?"
Dirty D: "When I got ready, I just slipped them in her ass and started shooting. I hit the head board once and her tits a couple times. It was a mess and my nuts stunk."
by HRD October 6, 2012
Get the Home Run Derbymug. A woman who is capable of taking on children, home, husband and a job.
She is a strong, confident woman who can handle anything that comes her way. She understands that living in today's world is difficult without two incomes, but also knows that her children are the #1 priority and they need her to be available 24/7. She is resourceful, doing everything she can to make ends meet while entertaining the child(ren), cleaning the house, paying the bills, attending school plays, volunteering for fundraisers, going on field trips, overseeing homework, cooking dinner all while holding on desperately to her social life and making her husband happy.
She is a strong, confident woman who can handle anything that comes her way. She understands that living in today's world is difficult without two incomes, but also knows that her children are the #1 priority and they need her to be available 24/7. She is resourceful, doing everything she can to make ends meet while entertaining the child(ren), cleaning the house, paying the bills, attending school plays, volunteering for fundraisers, going on field trips, overseeing homework, cooking dinner all while holding on desperately to her social life and making her husband happy.
by Cstevens August 21, 2008
Get the Work at Home Mommug. by danielle February 19, 2005
Get the home fry skilletmug. A song written in 1974 by southern rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd in their second ever album Second Helping.
by Yt?gegs grrr February 20, 2019
Get the Sweet Home Alabamamug. When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)
* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.
* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.
Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"
Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"
Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"
Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"
Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"
by I took the bumpy road home ;) March 26, 2010
Get the The bumpy ride home.mug. 1) Walker: "Oh Hey, Thanks for bringing home the bacon i wanted from stop and shop Sam!"
2) Jay: "Whoa George, your bringing home the bacon with that pay check man!"
3) Duke: "Hey Caroline, You wanna bring home the bacon tonight?"
Caroline: "Oh Yeah. sweet thang."
2) Jay: "Whoa George, your bringing home the bacon with that pay check man!"
3) Duke: "Hey Caroline, You wanna bring home the bacon tonight?"
Caroline: "Oh Yeah. sweet thang."
by hockey=love September 25, 2009
Get the Bringing Home The Baconmug.