Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.
by Irish439 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. History class is probably the only class in school I like but let's be honest 9 times out of 10 we use this class as a bed because all we do in it is sleep but like I said it is interesting but once the lights in the class go off so does people's interest in the the subject.
by cole_stevens69 May 20, 2021
Get the history classmug. When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.
Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.
Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History
Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History
by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023
Get the Post-Cock Recidivist Historymug. Something that doesn't need to be torn down or replaced. As long as people are (mis)led to believe that out with the old, in with the new is really in their best interest and not in the financial interest of some developer from another town or state, they will keep falling in line with the agenda of these folks and never taking a stand against their agenda. It's a good way to lose any history that people came to love about a place, in favor of building a new order and a new agenda of peole that don't really give a fuck about them or anything but dollar signs.
History isn't removed or replaced by something new, it's really an attempt by some people or groups to show that somebody new is in charge here now.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
Get the Historymug. Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.
by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. 97104 history is a...THING that has numbers Using "97104." people are smarter so now we have 2 and 10 and 11.
by Get a fricking LIFE April 11, 2023
Get the 97104 historymug. An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.
by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.