National grind anyone month

From the start of November to December 1st, you are legally allowed to grind anyone- whether your friend, your crush, your homeboy, your homegirl, your teacher and they must accept it. During this period, the grinded must not tell anyone what happened. If this rule is broken. The person who grinded them can do whatever they want do them.

"Why did you tell the officer"( James )
" Now I can do whatever i want to you, including fucking " ( Sarah )

" Why?" ( James )
" Cuz it's National grind anyone Month" ( Sarah )
" I dont mind it " ( James )

by KonjacShuanglover67 November 24, 2025

dirty skate grinder

when you shit in the hole of a skateboard wheel and continually fuck it. sometimes if you are lucky a girl joins in by using the side of the truck you took the wheel off of. generally followed by anal sex.

when you use a skateboard as a sextoy - dirty skate grinder

by crazyballershitmuffins April 10, 2012

oompa oompa grind

A sub genre of grind core often sonically similar to pornogrind and goregrind; characterized by the "oompa oompa" sound created by chugging palm muted power chords and kick-snare-kick-snare drum beats

"Have you heard cemetery rapist? They're like porno, oompa oompa grind. Pretty sexy stuff"

by CaptInGoreTitties October 12, 2013

Mississippi Meat Grinder

When a girl uses too much teeth on a blow job

She was a mississippi meat grinder

by Thexkzjsdnxx May 7, 2015

German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.

My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!

by GreatWhiteD May 21, 2015

One Cent Grinder

Noun.

A makeshift grinder created by putting a penny inside of a pill bottle.

Ex. 1

Kevin: Damn, this weed's too sticky to break down by hand but I don't have a grinder.

Hunter: Let's put it in the one cent grinder.

Ex. 2

Gus: Damn, I can't believe the one cent grinder actually works.

by Russell Conwell November 6, 2015

rusty meat grinder

A used and abused, worn and blown out gaping butthole.

A rusty meat grinder is what Jake has left Dakota's mom with after a couple nightcaps.

by Mommagrindsthemeat August 7, 2016