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When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
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Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
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Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022
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Beach

A long strip of sand boardered by an ocean.
Let's beach on
by hermioneeverdeenchase August 3, 2018
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mr. beach

A child rapiist at york suburban who touched one of the volleyball girls his favorite subject is HTML
White boy "did you hear about what happened to mr. Beach"

White girl "yeah he touched my boobs and ass i kinda liked it but hes still going to live with kodak black"

White boy "Lol kys"
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beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.
I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.
by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021
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Beach day

BEACH DAYYYYY
by anonymous111887665444 August 3, 2022
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