flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams

Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!

by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015

Flattypancakes

Female ass as flat as a pancake

Minnie walks around town and as she walks a bunch of guys look iat her from behind and references how she has no booty. Just an ass that is as flat as a pancake. Minnie is known as FlattyPancakes

by Cheekymonkey27 July 22, 2016

Flatmin

A skinny penis with a fat mushroom tip that is flat on the top.

Have you seen Jeremy's cock? He sure does have a flatmin!

by Flattyjim August 9, 2018

Flatwit

Anyone adhering to the idea that planet earth is flat, despite all evidence to the contrary.

That Nathan guy is a real Flatwit

by Nathan Tampoon October 6, 2018

Flattumed

Being coerced into staying out later than planned by another friend and drinking more than intended.

I was out for a quick Happy hour and I got Flattumed!

by Knblum August 18, 2019

flatlined

To die in the world of Cyberpunk.

V had flatlined after trying to gun down enemies.

by Byt0 December 14, 2020

Flathered

To become disoriented and flustered

When Sammy is ordering thai food and matt is playing with Zeus and it distracts Sam and her ability to order the food she becomes Flathered

by DillyMyHoles November 9, 2022