When you're not doing anything, but that's your plan. (You don't want to and are not going to do anything, because you don't want to.)
1: What're you doing this weekend?
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.
by LemonCar [oof] March 23, 2020
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Originated from Newbury, Berkshire.
Originated from Newbury, Berkshire.
'Yeah I've got eight Stellas for three quid! Do wun it!'
'Managed to blag a lift with Jamie on saturday night to that house party ... Do wun it!'
'Managed to blag a lift with Jamie on saturday night to that house party ... Do wun it!'
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Man 2: "Yeah, my course had too much theory for my liking so I gave up and came home."
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Do a nin; I totally just did a nin on maria in your bed and the boys barged in and caught us...dont worry man I'll change the sheets!!
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by Frau May 3, 2008
Get the Doing the Gaul mug.Similar to the above definition, the act of "doing physics" can be the most productive, yet time-wasting moments of one's life.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Mum (calls out to Sam who is on the toilet): "Sam! Are you doing physics?"
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
by angry piece of shit October 1, 2009
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