Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
by Cowboy Shocker December 25, 2019
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Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your finger in your butt
Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!
by Cowboy Shocker December 25, 2019
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cowboy jay

It is a rare species of male who likes grunting, groaning, axes and horses. Someone who's part hick, part genius and a little bit of je ne sais quoi. Usually this species hails from Quebec.
Did you see that guy straddling the horse and groaning, he's such a cowboy jay!

I like him because he fixes shit in my life like a Cowboy Jay
by CFGOMG February 16, 2014
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Cowboy Cop

A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"
Carl Grimes- "My dad is such a cowboy cop, he even carries a Colt Python while on duty."
by Agent_007 November 23, 2014
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lazy cowboy

When you yee-haw turns into a yee-nah
Tractor Boy: Im not bothered. It a yee-nah day. ima lazy cowboy
by reilei February 17, 2019
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Lazy cowboy

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022
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Cowboy's Dinner

The act of furiously jerking off while throwing up into a toilet.
"Just walked in on Matt making a cowboy's dinner."

"I don't know what I drank last night, but I woke up in the bathroom with a Cowboy's Dinner infront of me"
by robohobo_ March 18, 2017
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