That guy that, if the world were fair, would be morbidly obese, but is instead about as thin as dental floss.
His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.
His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.
While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.
Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.
His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.
While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.
Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
Capin Tub Tubs - Dude I just smoked 2 bowls, ate 3 dozen donuts, and downed an entire 2 liter of Coke. I've been doing this shit for years and I haven't gained a pound.
Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
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Guy 1- Dude Last Night I fucked that girl from the party
Guy 2- OH shit really?
Guy 3- YEA I saw the condoms in the Trash the morning after
Guy 1- Yea sorry if their was a mess I was ChainFucking the shit out of her.
Guy 2- OH shit really?
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Hey guys! my and the blokes Chainbagged this chicks face last night! IT WAS AWESOME!
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Dude, me and the boys went Chainbagging in this guys mouth last night when he passed out!
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Dude, me and the boys went Chainbagging in this guys mouth last night when he passed out!
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John: Oh my god Sara has such a chainmaw!
Tim: I know I figured that out last week, I still have a bruise!!
Tim: I know I figured that out last week, I still have a bruise!!
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Get the chain cell mug.This apparatus is a rigidly constructed of Tubular Carbon Steel, ( the stuff the Space Shuttle is made of ) anti-crush Frame provides support for individuals (the Dish)who’s Massive girth prevent them from love making with others (the Sterno) in the Prone Position .
And Candi Loveheart the well travel working girl said,, “Okayyy how about sliding onto the “Chafing Frame”, and we’ll give the old under carriage a look see ,, Shall we???
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colloquial term with multiple meanings. The two most comman usages are total opposits.
Most comman usage: positive.
cool, awesome, boss, excellent, great
Second most comman usage: negative.
Uncool, unfair, cruel, petty, uncalled-for, shameless
other usages: anything you wan't
colloquial term with multiple meanings. The two most comman usages are total opposits.
Most comman usage: positive.
cool, awesome, boss, excellent, great
Second most comman usage: negative.
Uncool, unfair, cruel, petty, uncalled-for, shameless
other usages: anything you wan't
"Dude that's so awsome" would become "Dude that's so chainpipe"
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"That's just uncool" would become "that's just chainpipe"
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"That's just uncool" would become "that's just chainpipe"
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