Wrap n Crap

Wrapping oneself in a tarp or blanket to conceal taking a dump in public.
After the festival, the honey buckets were all taken. So, Bobby pulled a quick wrap n crap, and we were on our way. I should have told him to leave it behind.
by Ice Cream Operator February 6, 2022
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Crap shoot

An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.
Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.
by Oshra October 13, 2018
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Crap

A pile of turds or crap.
That is some huge crap!
by WordMasterMan April 21, 2020
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Crap ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!
by Hattermad April 4, 2019
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Crap Doodle

noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇
I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here
by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021
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Crap

A word used sometimes when people are frustrated, or they are talking about numero dos, or they are talking about something of extremely poor quality. Fun Fact: Did you know that the person who invented the toilet was named Thomas Crapper??? If you don't believe me, look it up.
WHAT THE CRAP! DID YOU CRAP YOUR PANTS?! You get the idea.
by Skittlelovesdictionary May 19, 2023
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Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.
CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!
by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020
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