loaded traffic cone

A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.

Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor

John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone

by pejafme December 26, 2020

Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow

''Lock, loaded and Ready to Blow'' is an way of saying ''i'm ready to do this shit!'', mostly used in EDM located-world. The term is also used in Steve Aoki's hit song of 2015 ''The Power of Now''

''what's the refrain of the song ''The power of now? - ''Lock Loaded and Ready To Blow''

by Rainbow Vic July 8, 2022

Carbo-load

When you have too many carbs in one meal.. Overloading on carbs.
Carbo load

Carboload
Carb-o-load

Amy: What did you have for dinner?
Nathan: I have chicken, chips, rice and mashed potatoes.
Amy: Wowwww Carbo-load!!

by GhettoAmbz June 16, 2016

Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.

Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!

by FluffyPookins August 7, 2014

Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 2, 2021

Combo Load

A combination of male and female love juices commonly left behind on a stainable after having sex on it.

Did you see how much combo load we dripped on the couch? We should use a towel next time.

by WVGrizMan69 September 10, 2016

load worth

Amount of measurement (specifically cooking) referring to the sexual act of "dropping a load"

You need a load worth of hot sauce for that taco

by Stevendp29 September 27, 2020