brown nut

1)The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.
2)Any man who attempts the above action.

Term invented by Brian Troy of San Diego and popularized in 2004.

1)I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.
2)Dave is a complete brown nut.

by Brian Troy May 6, 2004

brown mile

when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town

i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile

by john really brown November 5, 2006

Brown Tipping

Anal Sex, for Gentlemen.

I walked in on Howard brown tipping the woman he met at the tennis match...

by RWalk2316 April 4, 2011

Brown Siren

When you really really have to take a shit so you're rushing to get home so you put the brown siren on top of your car to let everyone know to get out of your way.

Robert: Shit! Why did we have to go to the Indian restaurant on the other side of town. I don't think I'm gonna make it home. Put on the brown siren for fucks sake!

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

Marc Brown

A nigga with 50% of a head who has a chipped tooth in the right side of his mouth. He's bootleg as hell. Can be related to johnny blazze. such a scab.

yo you those shoes 50% off? nah man, its marc brown's head off.

by Dynamic Duoss June 5, 2011

council brown

Cannabis resin. It's called council brown because it is predominately bought in council estates.

Did you get council brown or weed ?

by Big Yin July 9, 2005

brown porpoise

When two men are having anal sex and making porpoise noises, they are brown porpoising.

I heard two men brown porpoising the other night. I was quite perturbed.

by becky April 12, 2005