joe: i was fucking Christy last night and she bled all over my dick, i think it was a bloody leprachaun.
Rich: damn thats just nasty
Rich: damn thats just nasty
by adassica November 6, 2009
Get the Bloody Leprachaunmug. by Narmc July 21, 2024
Get the Bloody shortcakemug. by Narmc July 21, 2024
Get the Bloody shortcakemug. When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
Get the Bloody Public Barbermug. Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️
Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!
by Yippeezz March 19, 2023
Get the bloody simpmug. Where the woman is on or has planned to be on her period on the night following her wedding (honeymoon) and enjoys the idea of playing in it with her husband as a fetish.
We are so crazy in love that we planned to Bloody honeymoon after our marriage, then we planned to truffle butter baby the week after!! YEA!!!
by adzy88 July 19, 2018
Get the Bloody honeymoonmug. When I got naked in gym class, the other girls looked in horror at my blood-stained pubic hair. It was a Bloody Hairy for sure.
by Illumicunti February 12, 2018
Get the Bloody Hairymug.