national bite your boyfriend day

everybody with a boyfriend has to bite them every time they see them on October 13th

holy moly its national bite your boyfriend day im gonna go bite his ass

by awesomesaucemanthateatsbutt October 12, 2025

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drone boyfriend

A drone one has fallen in love with. And since the gender of a drone is unknown, we call them all boy friends. One my even have sexual relations with a drone, just don't expect good results.

My Drone Boyfriend and I had went on a date, later that night he helped me whack the lawn, but things got a little messy.

by Robot lover 69 March 15, 2017

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Hug your boyfriend week

Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So for the last 7 days of February, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day that you see him.

Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once each day all week

by Cheesecakeismybsf February 21, 2020

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Leo's boyfriend

It's Asher and only Asher even though they're not officially dating but they're fucking bro

"Dude is that Leo's Boyfriend, Asher?"

"I thought they weren't dating"
"Yes the fuck they are"

by paradoxiaaan May 14, 2022

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ski boyfriend

fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend

Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about

by jyllhatesabey January 28, 2022

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Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!

Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.

by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017

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