by DanSatch March 20, 2017
Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.
Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.
Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.
Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.
Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.
Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.
Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!
Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O
Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!
Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O
by Archdruid Creamblast July 17, 2017
the act of holding in you shit in your booty until it bursts, like a blast from an anus, A big poopy booty, mmm🤤🤤
by balls big black balls May 13, 2021
I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.
by MrMeanwhile April 26, 2017
by TheSerperiorMaster October 09, 2020
The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017
by Nunca dunakank June 14, 2019