Wednesday, August 26

The most hated day in India because of the fear of the number 26. 2+6=8 and August is the 8th month of the year. Wednesday is the 4th day of the week and 4 is the average of 2 and 6.

A: We finally got to India!
B: Why is everyone hiding.
A: look at the calendar.
B: It's Wednesday, August 26.

by Sebastian Herb November 30, 2020

August 10

A day where dumb bitches names rayden were born

“Omg you know that dumb bitch rayden yeah it’s her birthday today august 10”

by Jahs mom October 19, 2019

August 31

The day we’re very cute girls named bella were born

Guy 1: hey do you see that girl named bella over there?

Guy 2: Ya dude she’s so perfect

Guy 1: Well here birthday is august 31

by MINECRAFTGOD_101_REEEE October 22, 2019

August 23

These people are super nice and have no dark side. They are super funny and fun to hang out with. They are amazing friends.

Hey Tom did you know that my best friend was born in August 23? People born on this day are amazing friends.

by Hayliegh August 23,2007 November 13, 2019

August 18

You can pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars🤞🏾💜💙

Pretend pls on august 18

by Mypuzzaylip August 16, 2021

august 2

National Trumpets suck day

Anon: Bro its August 2nd, its national Trumpets Suck Day!
Aron: Bro no way!

by trumpetssuck August 2, 2022

August

people born in august are the biggest idiots. they do stupid things often and mess up a lot. they can get confused and misunderstand situations.

him: why did you eat my leftovers?
her: i and she and i so yes and um yeah so yes and i and i and and and yes and i and yeah.
him: you were born in august weren’t you?

by bobby with the body October 17, 2019