by maximusprime_421 March 5, 2020
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Random Guy:Whoa don’t get close to that guy.
Other Random Guy: Why?
First Random guy: Cause He’s PEDOPHILE ANDREW
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First Random guy: Cause He’s PEDOPHILE ANDREW
by Totally not Dolphwang August 27, 2020
Get the Pedophile Andrew mug.yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.
Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.
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Get the Andrew pyart mug.A honorary title for a wide, thicc man with big fat tiddies and an ass so big you can use it as a pillow to sleep on. A so-called "Wide Andrew" often engages in illegal activities, such as being arrested for putting marijuana in a haze machine and illegally traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get some Papa John's pizza. The term was first used to describe the 16th century Polish musician and composer Andrzej Chojnackiziakyz Widenzeski, who was the widest human ever recorded by scientists.
"Woah dude, look at how big her fat ass is"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"
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