Robert

A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.

Robert gay lmao.
Wow Robert lookin kinda thicc, it's a shame his name is Robert.
by RoberIsActuallyMyName January 19, 2020
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Robert

A sexy man who will steal your girl and tap that ass harder than he did your mom
Man did you see how your girl got roberted
by Sting rea December 23, 2019
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Robert is a Dutch male who thinks he is german. He talks german all the time, sings german march songs to make other people happy and farts in other peoples faces because he is a nasty german
Robert is a cool guy
by Jodler_heinz November 23, 2021
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Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"
by Syltburken September 11, 2021
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roberts

plural of bobs. ect; boobies, bazoingas, bahoobas, boobahs, tig ole biddies
my cat b layin on my roberts
by leilanievans02 September 16, 2022
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Robert

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.
Roberts neck looks extra good today
by froggypf November 01, 2020
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Its the most clever guy in the entire universe.
He is like God v.2, but a little bit better.
by D best June 11, 2020
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