A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.
Robert gay lmao.
Robert gay lmao.
by RoberIsActuallyMyName January 19, 2020
by Sting rea December 23, 2019
Robert is a Dutch male who thinks he is german. He talks german all the time, sings german march songs to make other people happy and farts in other peoples faces because he is a nasty german
Robert is a cool guy
by Jodler_heinz November 23, 2021
Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
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