National Freak Month

December The Month Were You And Your Girl/Guy Can Do All The Freak Shit Y’all Want.

Damn It’s December National Freak Month, Let’s Get A Room Baby😏.

by B00M3R November 28, 2019

national broadband network

An internet project thought up by the Labour Party of Australia, where Fibre Optic cable was used to connect Australia to the internet. Soon though was ruined by a dickhead by the name of Malcolm Turnbull who said we didn't need fibre and instead recycled the old copper internet.

The National Broadband Network is a piece of shit.

by 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUV May 30, 2017

The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong

"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."

by tnayrb January 25, 2015

national holly day

celebrated the 4th of every month

happy national holly day

by taylorswiftsdiscordkitten October 4, 2021

National Addi day

National Addi day is where you give your bestie Addi $3, A hug, And do whatever she wants!! You’d be lucky enough to date an Addi.

girl 1- Omg what’s the date?
girl 2- It’s National Addi Day silly goose!!

by Addi Neal November 23, 2021

National Thot Day

A holiday throughout our nation celebrated by all, in the honor of thots.

"Hey Derek do you celebrate national thot day?
"Hell ya buddy"

by Yaaboyyyy May 25, 2018

National Jellybean day

In the bibles old testament, it is theorized that on 23rd of march a horrible disaster will strike earth, as sinners will suddenly discover their fathers gone. The oceans will be filled with lean, and sky will become dark purple.

- Oh no, it's National Jellybean day.
- Oh no dude.

by Oto_ March 21, 2022