by MonsterKyle August 12, 2019

Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.
Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013

When someone or something is just starting to get a rhythm or feel for something they do or say, they are cooking.
Don't get this term mixed up with serve, you serve someone after you have been cooking
Don't get this term mixed up with serve, you serve someone after you have been cooking
Bro 1: Bro, this definition is nice, this dude has been cooking this definition up
Bro 2: Fr bro this dude just served us a whole definition, even my kids can eat after this one.
Bro 2: Fr bro this dude just served us a whole definition, even my kids can eat after this one.
by ThuhWhiteKidOvaThare December 8, 2024

*A wild Milo appears*
“You beauty. Have a geez at that boys”
As he plants a Woodstock.
I think Milo has cooked it
“You beauty. Have a geez at that boys”
As he plants a Woodstock.
I think Milo has cooked it
by 98ammms January 24, 2022

Allie is awesome. Allie is beautiful. Allie is my world 🌎. Allie is nice. Allie is caring. Allie has more friends then me. Allie is very smart. I love Allie❤️❤️❤️
by And1thanku June 15, 2019

by Dylan_sigma1 April 24, 2024
