Bloody Jump Start

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.

Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”

by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.

Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"

by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024

The Bloody BJ

When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.

Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ

by NootNootProductionz March 12, 2021

bloody brain

When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.

I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.

I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..

by VaJayJ October 08, 2013

bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.

Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!

by Disposable Undies October 01, 2020

bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.

Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!

by Disposable Undies October 01, 2020

Bloody Pilkerton

The inevitable responsibility of all grown ginger males to eunuchize themselves, and if devoted enough to fighting global extinction proceed to castrate the posterity of gingers as to avoid future procreation of an incestual demonic species necassary for the survival of mankind.

The bloody pilkerton is a painful experience both mentally and physically for gingers but it is vital to the human race.

Joe I know you dont want to, but you have to pilkerton yourself and your little brother/lover, for the good of all beings.

by MBenji February 07, 2010