by elliott w February 4, 2009
Get the asphixiation wankmug. Dude I was listening to Bring Me To The Horizon last night while watching porn. That was one hardcore "Rhythmic Wank".
by Joehay September 24, 2010
Get the Rhythmic Wankmug. The act of masturbating while screaming at the top of ones lungs. Usually, but not always, performed when one is alone at their place of residence, to achieve enhanced gratification or simply because they can.
The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.
The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.
Man1: So...got the house all to myself tonight.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?
Man1: Fuck 'em.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?
Man1: Fuck 'em.
by Xet47 April 22, 2011
Get the Atomic Wankmug. 
One self pleasuring for ten minutes or so, and relizing by the end of it they wish they hadn't bothered.
by MegaWatt Man March 30, 2009
Get the Sudoku Wankmug. A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
Get the Auto-Wankmug. Wanking in a public place. A common place for this would be in Public toilets and telephone boxes but can also be done in the high street.
by CheezyBurger- December 19, 2010
Get the Urban Wankingmug.