Floopity Vagina

A vagina with big saggy meat curtains, that are unable to retain its shape. Commonly referred to as saggy vagina, or "big ol' roast beef lips"

"Hey, does my vagina look floopity to you???"
"Damn girl, you have one floopity vagina"

by Crono184 October 29, 2012

Vagina Weasel

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.

Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.

by Vagina Weasel January 14, 2012

Vagina Island

A moist desolate place, often covered in thick bush, or if bush has been removed, the surface is generally red, lumpy and rash like.

The island has a highly unpleasant odour and visitors often refuse to eat there. Visitors also complain that it sounded good at first, but after a while they just wanted to leave.

The weather on the island is moody and does not follow logic.

Remember Morla, the ancient one, that giant turtle thing from 'The Never Ending Story' , that's what Vagina Island is like.

by Bearjewbackhand July 3, 2016

Vagina Bender

One who has skill or noteworthy prowess in the art of vagina bending and/or causing vaginal wetness and frequent secretion through speech or physical manipulation. see the art of vagina bending aka MARTIAL PUSSY

After studying martial pussy for many years he became a virtuoso - A Vagina Bender.

by on May 26, 2015

Vagina Bow

When two women tie their clitoris' together in bows.

Bob: 'I was partaking in a threesome last night and the two girls totally initiated a vagina bow!'

Kyle: 'Far out man'

by KAYCHIP July 6, 2011

Vagina Nose

When somebody does not realize that a clitoris belongs to all women, and thinks it's some kind of odd unusual specimen.

Brandon: Yo I went down on my first girl today and unfortunately she had a vagina nose.
Ezra: You're retarded.

by Amys_bitch March 21, 2017

vagina mayonaise

White goo that leaks from a woman's pink taco

Vagina mayonaise was all over her pink taco

by Two can chew November 28, 2015