Floopity Vagina

A vagina with big saggy meat curtains, that are unable to retain its shape. Commonly referred to as saggy vagina, or "big ol' roast beef lips"
"Hey, does my vagina look floopity to you???"
"Damn girl, you have one floopity vagina"
by Crono184 May 21, 2012
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Winter vagina

Opposite of Summer vagina. It’s when you get chapped down under all winter long.
“When the heater is on and the air is dry, all four of my lips gets dry, I call it Winter Vagina” -nobody
by Sweetdreams13 December 05, 2021
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Vagina Nose

When somebody does not realize that a clitoris belongs to all women, and thinks it's some kind of odd unusual specimen.
Brandon: Yo I went down on my first girl today and unfortunately she had a vagina nose.
Ezra: You're retarded.
by Amys_bitch March 21, 2017
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Vagina Weasel

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.
Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.
by Vagina Weasel January 12, 2012
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Mesh Vagina

a derogatory term; a vagina used so often that it resembles a fishing net.
Dean Amos is a Mesh Vagina
by Danny and Jared December 08, 2008
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Vagina-cake

a girl who likes to put a tampon in with the door unlocked and her roommate right outside.
Amber walks in saying "hope your not naked!"
roommate " omg iam i was about to put in a tampon"
Amber "eeeek you are such a vagina-cake"
by southerngirl1713 February 04, 2012
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Vagina Island

A moist desolate place, often covered in thick bush, or if bush has been removed, the surface is generally red, lumpy and rash like.

The island has a highly unpleasant odour and visitors often refuse to eat there. Visitors also complain that it sounded good at first, but after a while they just wanted to leave.

The weather on the island is moody and does not follow logic.
Remember Morla, the ancient one, that giant turtle thing from 'The Never Ending Story' , that's what Vagina Island is like.
by Bearjewbackhand July 03, 2016
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