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Vancer

Someone who has or wishes to have sexual relations with living room furniture, specifically couches and/or loveseat.

Act can be performed with or without a condom.
DJT: Are you a Vancer?
JD: what’s a Vancer?

DJT: someone who gets aroused by couches.
JD: Oh. Where did you hear that?
by 400lb.cyber.attacker August 11, 2024
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Vance

Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.

2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.

Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.

Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.
1. He Vanced his mother’s couch; gave new meaning to the word “loveseat”.

2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.

3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.

4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.
by Apocalypse69 August 11, 2024
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Vance

Verb. Unforgivingly screwing up a seemingly simple, otherwise harmless task.
“He really vanced up that Philly cheesesteak order by asking for one with Swiss cheese.”
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Vincent

Vincent’s are rare at showing their emotions; however, they are incredibly loyal and will stay by your side even if possessed by the devil herself. They are too good to die (read ink in the blood)
Celia: Vincent, I’m so sorry.
Vincent: *silence because he got his throat slit*
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Vincent

He is the ultimate alpha, he could destroy universes and galaxies with is magnum dong. He may be shorter than an ant but he always takes every persons girl whilst getting tons of money and he also is so good a gambling
hot diggity dog stop Vincent hes stealing the women
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vyncent

Incorrect way to spell vyncent. Vyncent is spelt like Vincent not Vyncent, so if your name is Vyncent with a y, you are a black loser whose parents name you after them, mostly the dad.
Not vyncent, vincent
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Vincent

VINCENT IS SUCH AS GRONK
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