goofy ahh uncle

someone who is stupid ahh hell and someones uncle who touches kids

DaJamal: Here go my goofy ahh uncle again yahurr...
LeJamal: ah hell nahh bruh...
LeUncle: LeCapalot how dat butt comin along?

by long head ahh duude December 05, 2022

Uncle Jimmy Fingers

When your perverted uncle repeatedly attempts to grope and fondle you at a family get together.

Mom will you please tell Uncle Jimmy Fingers to keep his hands out from under my skirt.

by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017

Pulling An Uncle Domenick

The act of spilling food on your pant leg area

Omg I just spilled soup on my jeans!
Damn stop pulling an uncle domenick

by samofred February 13, 2016

Bob's Your Uncle

There you go!
That's it!
Everything is Okey Dokey.
.....it's ready to go...

It wasn't running right, so I cleaned the carb, adjusted the points and Bob's your Uncle!

by Size Queen 7 July 06, 2011

Bob's your uncle

there you go/it will be done and sorted

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your uncle

by loz November 27, 2003

Justice Uncle Thomas

A disparaging nickname for the disgraced SCOTUS Justice, Clarence Thomas, a reference to Harriet Beecher Stowe’s classic book, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” since he has gone well beyond betraying his ethnic and cultural heritage.

Well farewell, Justice Uncle Thomas, it’s time to say goodbye to you and your big-bankroll Nazi pal Harlan, we are tired of your sick white supremacist asses trying to take over our country.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2023

Uncle Daddy

A man who is willing to do all the ‘fun stuff’ with his own children, but does not partake in the basic day to day responsibilities, just like the fun uncle that comes over and plays with the kids, then gets to go home childless.

“I fed the kids, gave them baths and went to the PTA meeting today while you are over here playing Uncle Daddy.”

“He doesn’t help me with the kids at all, Joan, but the kids LOVE him because he’s so much fun. He’s such an Uncle Daddy.”

by kkole21 January 09, 2021