turd burglar

one who burgles turds, usually hired by the irish mafia

that crazy turd burglar!

by Rorra McGee February 21, 2007

Turd spellunker

is an explorer in search of the magical forest of Marijuana in Kansas

Chuck is a Turd Spellunker

by ltd_tour October 3, 2006

turd muff

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 1, 2009

turd snurguling

This is an advancement of a d-mack. In this version the d-mackee takes an extremely foul smelling and liquidy shit on the d-macker's sturdy business snake. This is best left to the professionals.

Oh my god Adam did you shit your pants?

No, I just finished turd snurguling your mom and I have some serious poopy dick.

by ::Adam:: December 17, 2007

Turd burgler

A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.

"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."

by Old Jed April 19, 2005

turd burgler

n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.

Man, Ben Smith is really a turd burgler, he totally got in my way!

by Apostoli August 30, 2005

turd burp

same as a " fart " , ' gator bark , saddamn hussein breath , whiff o' nerve gas . ASS GAS .

that " TURD BURP " came from your DIRECTION , chump !

by 8-BALL OLSON December 20, 2006