Troll Staff

A linear brown fecal stain, produced when an unclean anus comes into contact with a (usually fabric) surface.

Much like a shit-stain or skid-mark, but the troll staff gains its name from the fact that it looks like a little brown stick that a troll could use.

Dont sit on the bed without wiping your arse first Jeeves, we don't want another troll staff.

by GeordieLover August 10, 2010

Troll Slayer

A guy that likes to fuck ugly, fat bitches.

Holy shit! I can't believe how many funky big bitches at this party. The host must be a troll slayer. I'm out

by Kitkattbar November 11, 2019

Minecraft Trolling

1. A person that wants to be a dick.

2.To troll a person to be a huge dick.

3. to annoy the fuck out of people

James: Hey did you see that fucker over there?
Richy: Yes I sure did, he was minecraft trolling.
James: I know that dumbass but why does he do it?
Richy: How the fuck do I know?

James: Because your in the Urban Dictionary.

James: And why the fuck is the a MLG Frog as the GIF?
Richy: Fuck knows

by 🍔 Burger King September 17, 2017

teapot troll

a middle aged woman, usually over 50, in a position with either some form of middling power (like head of a condo board or manager of an office or something) or local neighbourhood busybody, who uses the faux friendliness of having tea as an underhanded way of gathering information about you and your life so she can use it to fuck you over in some capacity in the future. These types of women are pathetic excuses for human beings and will shock you with the lows to which they will stoop to harm you yet will move mountains to obscure their devious intentions. Their main technique is a completely fake friendly exterior and extortations that they really care about you. They do not. They act this way to earn your trust so they can get you to disclose things about yourself you otherwise would not. These type of women are poison and their intentions are full on to harm you. Do everything you can to rid yourself of the stench of the filth this traitorous type of trash will leave upon you. It goes without saying they are not worth being given time or space in your life. If you have to have involvement with a teapot troll, you are one poor motherfucker and my heart goes out to you. Similar to teapot dictator, except teapot troll involves the more underhanded techniques described above.

What a teapot troll that old crone is....and she thinks she can fool people with her schtick. Pathetic.

by ChickPhilA December 16, 2019

troll socking

Where you wear your long socks folded down so that others think you are wearing short socks.

Bro you forgot your long socks!
No dude, I'm troll socking it.

by Minecraftman 666 November 17, 2011

PC troll

a 4 year old american kid who takes $400 of his mom's hard earned money a month and blows it on video games just so he can bitch and wine when good players kill him, and then tries to kill/ troll them back but fails soo epic and then rage quits and cries and screams at his family for 5 hours

"OMFG I HAVE A $250 GUN AND YOU HACKERS JUST GO AND KILL ME!!! YOU FUKING NOOBS!!!1!!!"

*PC troll has left the game*

by tank_stuff February 25, 2015

infectious troll

A young male usually named Caleb who hands out herpes like raffle tickets. Has the alour of black rotted teeth and being a ginger kid. Basically a worthless person who has to depend on his girlfriend for money. A absolute failure at life

Have you met Caleb he's such a infectious troll. He should be the Valtrex poster boy but they wanted someone with teeth.

by Dipshit 468 February 10, 2022