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soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay
You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay
by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021
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toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you
This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday
by Gay professor man November 27, 2020
mugGet the toasting my breadmug.

Fire Toast

A fail (esp. a fail excuse)
Scotty made fire toast when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework.
by KcDaBombDiggity October 24, 2011
mugGet the Fire Toastmug.

toasted dope nugget

by varholaj April 12, 2011
mugGet the toasted dope nuggetmug.

Not roasting just toasting

When someone says you’re making fun of them aka roasting them but you’re not REALLY making fun just poking fun
“Stop roasting me” “not roasting just toasting
by Searchingforanogidea March 3, 2023
mugGet the Not roasting just toastingmug.

toasteness

How tostie a peace of toast is after toasting it!
The numbers on a toaster change the toasteness
by Comparability October 30, 2017
mugGet the toastenessmug.

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023
mugGet the Smelly Crusty Toastmug.

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