Tim Pool DOJ

Paid off by a CANADIAN!? From Tennessee? Mikhaila Peterson lives in Tennessee along with Brett Cooper. Does Jordan Peterson own a company along with his gay-boyfriend Jonathan... Pageo? Pagauo? Pa-Jow?

Hym "Nah, hey, I could have told you a Canadian is paying influencers to push anti-me propaganda. The Tim Pool DOJ shit is not a surprise to me but I highly doubt it means he's like a Russian asset. No. If this Canadian businessman based out of Tennessee is buying up influencers I can tell you exactly where to look. I got 50 cents to a bucket of dogshit if Gayve Jewbin and Tim 'Not Hym' Pool are in on it I know a couple of other motherfuckers who are getting it too. Fucking Chris Williamson's midget ass is in on it. Destiny's bitch-ass is in on it AND his ass is so fucking gay for me dawg like he has an engagement ring for me and everything. Russell Brand! Yes! Him too! Very good class! My brain is still full to the brim with fluid, you know, so... Take my praise with a grain of salt because you're not actually doing what I want in relationship to my fluid-brainz but YES! Russell Brand! Did you know that that's where Mikhaila Peterson lives? Her and Brett Cooper. That's so weird that a Canadian businessman based in the same place as Jordan Peterson's daughter is paying influencers to spread propaganda. A lot of it is anti-me propaganda. And don't even get me started and the politicians and actors doing it. Tulsi Gabbard. Rosanne Barr. All people I have defended. Still fucking shilling for that fucking Peterson asshole. Unbelievable."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

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The Tim Parks

It's when you park your dick in a woman wearing nothing but timberland boots

"I pulled a The Tim Parks, I parked my dick in her while wearing nothing but my Tim boots"

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

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Tim

A bald Russian who takes massive amounts of steroids also drinks a bit too much and folds. Literally.

Don’t drink a lot then get a blowy. You’ll pull a Tim!

by Fifkeisnsh January 6, 2020

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Tim Cheese

A rat that possess human intelligence. He killed John Pork and he is after Marvin Beak and Agent 5.5. Tim Cheese is with his friend Biggie Cheese and other unknown people. Marvin Beak has tried stopping Tim Cheese in the past to no avail which is why Tim Cheese is always looking out for Marvin Beak. Latest reports say that Agent 5.5 is on a secret island presenting more evidence to the people of TikTok.

Tim: Did you see what happened to John Pork???
Jim: Yeah, Agent 5.5 says that Tim Cheese killed John Pork
Tim: No way... I hope Marvin Beak catches him.

by DihDihDih April 2, 2025

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