Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank June 30, 2016

thumb-twiddlers

You know who I'm talking about — cana-duh-ans (save a few provinces). They'd have everyone believe & most insultingly, themselves (so good they are at self-convincing), that they're this moral, upstanding people that does everything justfully at a cost of being too polite & quaint to achieve anything.

The former, they are NOT.

Gee, look at these thumb-twiddlers. You can tell they're satisfied with what they have & yet still think they're better than everybody else.

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 19, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When you shoot a women in the neck during sex and proceed to violently fuck the shit out of her neck hole with your thumb shaped dick.

"Hey did you see that Brandon Herrera porno where he gave her the Kentucky Thumb?"
"No Brian. Why the fuck would I want to see that"

by Solver20 May 20, 2021

2 thumbs up

not being able to spell correctly on a mobile device

Tell people to put 2 thumbs up those thumbs cause them to spell incorrectly

by Spelling teacher August 27, 2022

thumb happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every friend they have on social media with a text or post or snap or story or message or photo or life experience or etc etc etc.

I’ve gotten so many texts today and I’m really feeling thumb happy!

by FEugazi July 12, 2018

thumbs up

means you love money

she put her thumbs up that means she loves money!!

by alzalzalz November 16, 2022

Kentucky Thumb

A Supernatural phenomenon in which you say “SLAP” 3 times to the mirror in the dark. Upon completion you will taste eggplant and Scott will commit sodomy on you with his thumb.

Ung ung my bunghole uwu Kentucky thumb, love you Brandon this for you G @highley_hunter on Insta ;)

by Hunter The Beast May 20, 2021