morning sushi

When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.

Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"

"Why? You eat Japanese?"

"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."

by Boo T Warrior March 23, 2017

Pancakes in the morning

When you wake up and your girlfriend/wife is making pancakes, you come up to her, pull down her pants and fuck her, and right before you bust, you pull out and cum on the pancakes. Then she eats them.

Ben woke up and saw Jenifer and decided he wanted some pancakes in the morning.

by Lowvaughm February 23, 2025

Morning Dew

The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.

I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!

by Mr.Wick February 15, 2023

Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.

by BambooSteen May 23, 2018

Morning

When you wake up.

"Morning is not a time of day, it is the time when you wake up."

by lookatmylilgremlinsgo October 30, 2022

Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.

“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”

by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025