energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.

"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."

by NotAnEnergySystemsEngineer May 14, 2014

tanuki energy

Having the same energy as a Tanuki Japanese raccoon dog.

He showed real tanuki energy when he asked that girl out.

by XanaduR2K May 23, 2024

MAGA Energy

A distinct, often overwhelming aura of hyper-patriotism, political zeal, and unshakable confidence in one’s beliefs, regardless of facts or opposition. Usually accompanied by a red hat, loud opinions, and an all-caps online presence.

"Karl had a aura of MAGA Energy when he walked into the house during Thanksgiving."

by ZaGlitch100 March 6, 2025

weatherman energy

When a Chad-type tries to convince you he can make his 4 inch wiener feel like an 8 inch cock.

That guy I told you about from Tinder had some serious weatherman energy. He was all like, “But Baby, let me show you what it feels like.” Get the fuck outta here!

by Dry with a chance of Squirting February 2, 2023

Argent Energy

In the doom community, Argent energy is a source of infinite energy found by Dr. Samuel Hayden. Argent energy was introduced in DOOM 2016, the energy is a mixture of hell and sentinal energy.

Samuel Hayden: remove each lens carfu- (Doom Slayer smashes power supply of Argent energy)

by MrCringeVrMan September 6, 2022

Small Dick Energy

People that give off the impression that their dick is extremely tiny.

"Wow, did you hear what Arnav said to that girl the other night? What an asshole."

"Yeah, I can't believe he'd say that. He gives off small dick energy."

by unknwnmonster April 9, 2023

“Fresh” energy

The attitude of a player on an online game that uses the “Devil Take Me” attitude and “Constant Panic” simultaneously to create a funny yet fake person that enjoys the positive attention. Typically the people that recognize these attitudes as their own will add the word “Fresh” to their usernames.

“Wow Dan, the guy we played with was so fresh!” Yeah I saw the “Fresh” energy on him too man. He was so cool, maybe he wants to play again!

by FlatoutFinish May 1, 2021