A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.
Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.
Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.
Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?
Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.
Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.
by Nagas Lrac July 10, 2010
Get the Hate Shark(s)mug. Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!
by Crybug June 9, 2015
Get the Golden Shark Weekmug. shark week is that time of the month for girls. periods are like a shark attack. there is blood and there is pains. also periods last about a week depending on the person.
by m.henk1313 August 31, 2019
Get the shark weekmug. Having sexual relations with a woman who is in a shark costume or masterbaiting while watching jaws or sexual intercourse between two sharks
by shark riding co. October 7, 2017
Get the shark ridingmug. The Growing Trend of couples choosing the land shark sex postion as their ideal means of sexual intercourse.
Also the adoption of 4 wheeled roller skates to replace the standard "sprinting" method, brings land sharking to a whole new level.
And when hoverboards are invented, the
act will continue to progress into an olympic sport.
Also the adoption of 4 wheeled roller skates to replace the standard "sprinting" method, brings land sharking to a whole new level.
And when hoverboards are invented, the
act will continue to progress into an olympic sport.
"Hey buddy, I land sharked your mom last night, it was a fucking land shark revolution"
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"Lately i have observed a steep increase in the number of land sharking couples. one might infer that this is indicative of a land shark revolution"
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"Lately i have observed a steep increase in the number of land sharking couples. one might infer that this is indicative of a land shark revolution"
by Senorsuave79 June 8, 2005
Get the Land Shark Revolutionmug. A white male that is so low down that he feels the need to go for mud sharks (white girls who only fuck black men).
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Bub: Hey bro you hear about Mark?
Guy: No Boss? what happened?
Bub: He's in bad shape, he's been trying to have sex with all those mud sharks at his apartment complex.
Guy: You've got to be kidding me that pail motherfucker?
Bub: Oh yeah and he's banged out one of em already.
Guy: Holy Shit! A true Mud shark hunter.
Guy: No Boss? what happened?
Bub: He's in bad shape, he's been trying to have sex with all those mud sharks at his apartment complex.
Guy: You've got to be kidding me that pail motherfucker?
Bub: Oh yeah and he's banged out one of em already.
Guy: Holy Shit! A true Mud shark hunter.
by Lee Lee Robinson February 8, 2007
Get the mud shark huntermug. by aefoupqojteo March 14, 2009
Get the raw shark textsmug.