squirrel pie

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.

well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie

by heydipshit February 28, 2010

Frito Pie

The sexual act of eating a mixture of Fritos and chili. After which a laxative is used and the consumer is fucked in the ass until they shit.

Dude I gave Betty a Frito Pie last night!!!!

by FritoLover77 December 22, 2021

pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.

"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."

by jfever May 14, 2015

Giannone Pie

A delicacy derived from the girthy penis of an Italian pasty ginger. A salty but creamy load that is guaranteed to satisfy the mouth of whatever brunette with a fat ass it’s mouth is entering.

Give me some of that Giannone Pie that tastes so good it’ll make a old man cry.

by sandcock January 1, 2022

purdie-pie

when you're playing pretend with your girlfriend and have sex at the same time but then she finds out your dick is super small.

"we were having such a good time but then he pulled a purdie-pie"

by fkyoujames June 14, 2017

Mammy Pie

A synonym for “my bitch” or “my queen”

I love you. You’re my mammy pie!
I love my liberal mammy pie!

by LiberalKing May 21, 2021

Cocksucker pie

Meaning quiche or egg pie. Referring to the dishes French roots

I’m not eating this cocksucker pie!!!!!

by Ray Ligma December 13, 2021