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Squares

Used in sentences like “I got squares wich are crisps” but no one will say that so nevermind
by Squares September 18, 2020
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Square

Let me get one them square
by Chowbones January 11, 2017
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square

1. a 4-sided quadrilateral with 2 pairs of parallel sides and 4 right angles.
2. slang for cigarette
3. a boring, uninteresting, or out-of-the-loop person or someone who is lame, not fun, or not interested in fun
Person 1: "I think we should go to the party on Friday."
Person 2: "Personally, I've been behind on my honework lately, I might stay to do that instead."
Person 1: "Come on, don't be a square!"
by jnd2008 February 12, 2025
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Losing your squareness

Losing your squareness means to kiss a boy or girl with tongue for the first time.
Example: I lost my squareness to Betty the other day. It was moist and squishy but I liked it.

Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?

Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.
by Lord_Bibblinngton April 1, 2021
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Square Bitch

A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
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no no square

"STOP! DONT TOUCH ME THERE" is the cringe tiktok version. the good one is made by juicy from a VR channel
NO NO
DONT TOUCH ME THERE
THIS IS
MY NO NO SQUARE
NO NO
by KEL's basketball July 24, 2021
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Square Dance

When sexaul intercourse occurres between four concenting adults, aka a foursome, that are Texas natives. Or when the sexual act occurres with Texas borders.
"Dude that bonfire was wild, I went inside and accidentally walked in on a square dance."

"Hey y'all, my wife and I were wondering if you two would like to join us this weekend for a good ol' square dance?!?"
by LoneStarGingerBeardMan May 28, 2019
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