Sad-uction

the failing attempt to get the attention of the opposite sex, characterized by grossly inapproproriate jokes, incomplete personal hygiene, and invasion of personal space.

When playing hard-to-get was ineffective Sam fell back on the sad-uction techniques that created nothing but ridicule in his early dating years.

by maggsilicious June 5, 2011

Sad-off

When 2 people engage in a war of words, but both people are just being sad in the process.

Anthony and John were having a sad-off after playing a video game

by Smithsonchap September 16, 2019

Sad

if you are sad then be happy

dont be sad u stupid dummy face idiot moron dummy poppy dummy face

by pp is very large April 26, 2021

Sad sticky footy

A grotesque sticky footy given by xio Ming in the back of a long John silvers whilst using mayonnaise and coleslaw

Sad sticky footy mug at TikTok shop

by The Creature. December 30, 2024

Wax Sad

An impact of the Wax market going to a level, where you can't afford a purchase of wax

Wax are going up, so I can't afford it, therefore i'm Wax sad

by Kongen69420 August 24, 2021

crusty sadness

An uncomfortably familiar yet disturbing patch on a blanket usually owned by a male

Awe man, what’s with this crusty sadness on this blanket.

by Just-another-average-rando July 24, 2022

Sad cheeto

That one suspiciously large kid in your class that wears the same black sweater to school every day covered in cheeto dust and their hands are extremely crusty.

Oh Jerry, that sad cheeto! Always sticking his finger crust up his nose.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019