brown nut

1)The act in which a man attempts to place one or both of his gonads into his own anus.
2)Any man who attempts the above action.

Term invented by Brian Troy of San Diego and popularized in 2004.

1)I caught Dave in the bathroom brown nutting.
2)Dave is a complete brown nut.

by Brian Troy May 6, 2004

brown rose

Slang term to describe a womans (asshole).

Danelle loved when I tongued her brown rose while she flicked her swollen bean...

by Mike Landers February 22, 2007

brown mile

when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town

i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile

by john really brown November 5, 2006

Brown Siren

When you really really have to take a shit so you're rushing to get home so you put the brown siren on top of your car to let everyone know to get out of your way.

Robert: Shit! Why did we have to go to the Indian restaurant on the other side of town. I don't think I'm gonna make it home. Put on the brown siren for fucks sake!

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

council brown

Cannabis resin. It's called council brown because it is predominately bought in council estates.

Did you get council brown or weed ?

by Big Yin July 9, 2005

Brandon Brown

A nascar driver who cant get any sponsors and had his career runied by a dumb cunt reporter who thought inbreads saying Fuck Joe Biden were saying Lets go Brandon.

Person A: Is Brandon Brown racing today?
Person B: Nope, no one will sponsor him.

by Lightnightfury August 27, 2022

Brown Christmas

A joint laced with Soy Sauce and cat litter. This is supposed to give a better high with a tangy salty flavor as you smoke. The cat litter also helps make your weed go further as a filler.

Ice T: Turns out that joint was laced with cat litter and soy cause. Kids are callin' it Brown Christmas

by MilkmanWes October 9, 2015