Business Hour Boyfriend

When the only time the girl can talk to you is when she is at work and you’re exes but she still wants something, She seems interested until she leaves work for other men and alcohol. Sometimes as a bonus in the evenings she will talk when her getting divorced bf has his kids. She gets lonely then and knows you care and will talk to her.

Emily still loves him but he’s just the business hour boyfriend dnow bc she is talking to someone else but she still wants him around so she can get attention and knows he loved her.

by Mittyymm December 14, 2018

Depression hour

When you go to Hal’s room at 4am and talk about your suicidal thoughts while vaping and looking at squishmallows

“Fuck man, I’m feeling so depressed, I better go to Hal’s room and talk about ending my life during depression hour”

by Heywattsup April 25, 2022

Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.

S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.

by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020

Shower power hour

At a party when you steam the shower and or hotbox the bathroom strip to underwear and blast music

Let’s have a shower power hour and go nuts

by Ud rando June 7, 2023

48 Hour Rule

The rule for the amount of time sperm can stay alive in a person's mouth after oral sex.

Dana: Hi, Katherine, mind if I take a sip of your coke?
Katherine: Are you 48 hour rule safe?
Dana: Yep!

by futureactiveparticiple July 4, 2017

Mario hour

An hour created by albert where a crazed man turns everyone into floating mario heads, most of the time being at 3 am, the person is extremely aggressive and should not be approached AT ANY COST.

ah shit man, its almost Mario hour.

by Mapperthemarx December 16, 2020

Face pump hours

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.

I will only be awake for face pump hours.

by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021