brooke

the most amazing, pretty, gorgeous, smartest person to ever exist in the whole planet

oh wow.. is that brooke over there?

by iamagirlbossyipyap November 13, 2021

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Brooke Caldwell

One badass motherfucker and online gamer. Don’t even think about questioning her authority, even if you don’t know her. She’ll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of her custom-built gaming rig.

She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.

Gamer 1: “Is that Brooke Caldwell?”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”

Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”

by TarinWinslow July 19, 2025

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Brooks

Brooks is a fat fuck Who is extremely afraid of getting a gym membership and having salad.
Over weighted af and got suspended twice bc of homophobic act

Person A : are you brooks?
Person B : stfu fatty

by Brooks25345 September 3, 2022

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Brooks Livingstein

A man named Brooks who is attracted to children. His eyes turn into hearts and his tongue falls out of his mouth whenever he is near a playground. He has had a track record of kidnapping children, and is currently being held up in Amihuds Server. The reason why he was caught? 2 glorious men named Nabil and Aayan shouted in the middle of the cafeteria in R. High School when they were confronting him and yelled, "THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!!!!!!!" He tried denying it and saying "har har so funny," but the deed was done. His 4'5 figure got lifted off his feet by his arms when cops arrested him and took him away to be held up. He is now currently spending 231847612561e+2093702 years in there, with only the thoughts of what could've been with his victims to goon to.

THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL!!!!! HE'S BROOKS LIVINGSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!

by TowerTickler911 April 26, 2024

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Brooke

Brooke is a very kind person. She puts others before her, in most cases. Sometimes she wants to be popular, so she'll ditch you for a new friend group, but don't worry, she'll come running back. She's had some past incidents recalling her parents reading her things, and it's made her very sensitive. She acts very happy, but if you know her, you'll find she hides her feelings. She hates texting first, because she feels she'll annoy people. She should know she won't. She hates the pleading face emoji, and will block you if you use it. She's managed to get lots of guys to like her, and even a couple girls. Brooke's best friend is super cool, pretty, and awesome. Brooke is kind of depressed, but don't worry, she still is fun to hang out with. Brooke is a very good friend, and you should keep her around.

A: hey, i like you
Brooke: i do too
(proceed to have awkward friendship)
Brooke: ima ditch u!!! byeee

Brooke: heyy
H: heyy
Brooke: so there's this cool girl, ima go hang with her, wanna join?
H: uh, sure.
Brooke: actually, nvm, she's so much cooler than u, ima ditch u, byeeee

B: I NEED HELP
H: ok.

B: we're friends again.
H: ok.
B: and now we're bffs, don't worry. I probably will ditch u again. :)

by taylorswiftyayaya February 1, 2021

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